A beached whale?!

In a little over one month, I will be spending a week at the beach. That means spending a week in a bathing suit. That also means reading diet pill reviews. Maybe I'll see about water pills or something along those lines to try to shed a few inches so I don't look like a beached whale. Beaches are good. The sun is good. Bathing suits are not good. Bathing suits are evil, I tell you. EVIL!