Pretty houses should be for me

A couple of weeks ago, my husband and I were just driving around the countryside. On the way home, we passed this huge apartment-type building. I desperately looked for some sort of sign to tell me what this gorgeous building was. Finally, I found the sign saying it was an addiction treatment center. Why does it seem that the addiction centers are always so gorgeous? I joked that I needed to get myself addicted to something so I could live there. Of course, it probably costs a couple thousand dollars a day. Then again, I can't imagine that addicts have that sort of money available. They must have some sort of government assistance or something. So unfair.