My 12-year work anniversary is coming up in a few weeks. I came across a website today that sells company anniversary cards, which I found hysterical. Who in the world wants an anniversary card from their company? The first line of text on the website reads: "An employee anniversary card is a wonderful way to thank the people who keep your business running year after year." No, it's not a wonderful way to thank your employees. Thank them with a bonus or a cake or something. A company anniversary card is pointless and lacks any real emotion. This is just a lame way of saying "Hey, we didn't forget we hired you today." Lame.